Im knee deep in the trenches of chaos! and glory!…anddddd…it smells like shit…im probably just in some sewers again…*Sigh* and its mushing between my toes….out on the battlefield, with the only time i have is unfortunately ticking on my wrist, and a dead cell phone yet again.
but, later we also discovered someone, the king has dubbed her as: MEGAN THE MAGNIFICENT.
she was seen boldly praising Belvur…a statue, the first in line actually (either brave or out of her mind). in response, the fat bastard issued a royal decree:
“For your continued support Megan, you are henceforth, free from paying tax!…for an hour” – Belvur
He was also kind enough to give her the full early version of his theme song, only at the expense she plays it for that full hour…
….unfortunately he muttered some shit under his breath: “make sure you tax her twice as much for the time lost” – belvur
that fat greedy bastard.
anyways, shoutout to Megan for daring to engage with the madness before anyone else…
Megan, enjoy your one hour tax break, everyone else who responded after Megan:
You have committed a sin…being tooooo greedy….Belvur despises you, and I quote:
“We dont tolerate greed, they shall pay double tithe, for not being early enough, 5 minutes early is now late. you shall now be called: ‘Peasants of Last Place’ for the next hour…You must tell your friends and families about your new name to repent“
Good luck newfound failures