After that lovely interaction with Belvur, that fat bastard….(Please dont tell him) we decided to check in on Jorge and see what….
what the hell are you doing?!
[Jorge, mid-act, surrounded by empty yogurt cups, a pile of spoons, a sock puppet with googly eyes, and a bowl labeled “For Science”]
“Before you say anything!! I’m already aware the mayonnaise should NOT be bubbling…and no, the sock puppet is not technically my lawyer, but she will answer questions for me for today. Anyways, here is Ms Squishington the sock puppet, and Pinkelton the rat“
– Jorge
uh….alright, lets try to interview those 2 i guess *AHEM* Ms Squish and Rat, what are your thoughts on Belvur?
“dlmuilvtedi!“
right….thanks, very insightful